The Weather Channel is naming winter storms, and despite the fact that science has shown that storms are vastly more lethal when named after women than men, they are brazenly going ahead with naming some for women. I hope the prospect sends a mysterious icy shiver up the spine of all the counterfactual people who will freeze to death because of this choice.
In any event, apparently “W” is to be decided by a reader poll, and one of the options is the super-manly “Wolf”, against opponents that include the peculiar “Wilda” and the milquetoasty “Warren”. Who knows how many will perish if Wolf doesn’t win? Vote now.
[Sorry to breach the Scatterplot house rule about not using caps in titles, but I figured it was okay since lives are at stake.]