outta here, in a puff of engine exhaust

Dalhousie professor Danford Middlemiss quit earlier this week, when the line-ups to get a parking pass were too long.

“For a guy like myself that lives in Lower Sackville [I presume this is on the east end of the Shire], I have to get on the road around 6:30 to 7 to get an assured parking spot somewhere so I can get here to teach at 2:30 in the afternoon,” said Middlemiss, an expert on Canadian defence policy.

“Luckily, I don’t have to put up with it.”

I wish us all the chance to retire in a great flourish such as this, pounding a fist on a desk of some student employee over some irritation that the administration should have fixed long ago.

(h/t @treycausey)

2 thoughts on “outta here, in a puff of engine exhaust”

  1. So obviously they’ve failed to provide the faculty with parking but before coming down with a firm opinion on the Dalhousie administration, I’d like to hear how they’re doing at providing the alumni with football and the undergrads with sex.


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