So, I get back to the office after my trip to the English countryside and there is a mysterious envelope in my inbox for me. Postmarked “Louisville, KY” and with no return address, even though I don’t know anyone in Louisville. I open it up and the only thing inside is a single sheet of paper:
Suffice it to say, this one had me scratching my head for awhile. And I double-checked the envelope to make sure there wasn’t any white powdery anthrax inside or anything. But then I realized who it was from:
Lonely Donut Man. The guy who used to write anonymous poems on my previous personal blog back in 2004-5, and then vanishing with an e-mail I was able to trace to some random civil servant for the state of Kentucky. He used to have a thing for making references to feral children on my blog, which I had completely forgotten about until I started googlevestigating in my own archives.