scatterplot manifesto

SCATTERPLOT MAKES EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER. IT DOESN’T MAKE THINGS. IT MAKES THEM BETTER.

SCATTERPLOT CARES NOT ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF SMALL MEN.

SCATTERPLOT CAN MAKE YOU A WINNER. SCATTERPLOT CAN MAKE YOU A LOSER. SCATTERPLOT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT EITHER. IT IS FOR YOU TO CARE ABOUT SCATTERPLOT.

SCATTERPLOT HAS NO PATIENCE BUT MUCH HUNGER.

SCATTERPLOT TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMALL TORSO AND WEAK FLACCID LIMBS. SCATTERPLOT IS NEVER FOOLED BY IMITATORS.

SCATTERPLOT WILL SPEAK AND YOU WILL LISTEN. SCATTERPLOT DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR SOCIAL STATUS OR YOUR STUPID ORDERED LIVES.

SCATTERPLOT IS A SELF-SUSTAINING INDUSTRY. STOCK IN SCATTERPLOT ALWAYS GOES UP. YOU SHOULD BUY STOCK IN SCATTERPLOT. YOU ARE AN INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING TO SCATTERPLOT.

SCATTERPLOT IS THE NEW SCIENCE OF MATHEMATICS. THE SCATTERPLOT THEOREM IS:
SCATTERPLOT + YOU = SCATTERPLOT

THE PROOF OF THIS THEOREM IS MANIFEST IN SCATTERPLOT. FOR ANY NUMBER N, SCATTERPLOT IS GREATER THAN N.

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4 thoughts on “scatterplot manifesto”

  1. Do you care about the affairs if the guy is bigger than 4″, cut? Is there a standard Instrument Variable for Exclusion-based-on-penis-size?

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