i want to be the renowned hoo-ha doctor

As Tom Bozzo says, The Onion is a priceless national treasure.

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There
STOCKHOLM—In recognition of her groundbreaking work treating life- threatening diseases of the privates, renowned hoo-ha specialist Dr. Victoria Lazoff was awarded the Nobel Prize in Lady Medicine this week.

The world’s foremost authority on ailments down south, Lazoff led a team of cutting-edge hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for detecting abnormal growth in…you know, that area. The accomplished physician humbly accepted medicine’s highest honor before a crowd of her peers, and spoke about the importance of regular screenings to prevent unnecessary complications up inside one’s business.

Every year, when I teach Sociology of Sexualities, I ask the women students what words they were taught as kids for their vulvas. My faves so far: coochie, kitty, twinkle, and–I kid you not–front bum.

3 thoughts on “i want to be the renowned hoo-ha doctor”

  1. So funny, thanks for sharing!

    You’ve reminded me of two of my favorite teaching moments. 1. Discussing Gayle Rubin’s article “Thinking Sex,” a timid student raised her hand and asked “What’s vanilla mean?” 2. Discussing representations of gender/race/sexuality in music videos, a student commented that she was unimpressed with Lil Kim’s attempts at being provocative by singing about oral sex, and stated, “So what? Head has been given for thousands of years.”

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  2. My mom calls the vulva a “hiney” (I have no idea if I’m even spelling that right) which frustrates me to no end because (a) is vulva really that bad a word? and (b) the hiney is the BUTTOCKS for crying out loud! Let’s not confuse the poor girl.

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