Coming on the heels of my revelation of my secret hobby project: The newspaper from the small town where I grew up (Manson, Iowa) apparently is now offering back issues on CD-ROM. Someone a few years behind me in school bought it and e-mailed me an article from 1984 with this headline:
Here I am:
(Five miles on a gravel road, I cannot help but add. With a 1/8th mile stretch where I would chased by a dog whose memory compromises my sleep to this day).