Category Archives: gender

adventures in new york

So this morning I’m calling to set up an appointment to get my hair cut.
Shamus: I need a hair cut.
Salon: Great! [Details...] Oh! And we’re having a special right now. With a hair cut you get a free make-up consult.
Shamus: Um… I’m single. [Meaning: there's no one in my life who could use [...]

up to my elbows in glitter

Showing great perseverance for a 3.5-year old, the Kid made four hand-crafted valentines for his classmates.

He has 25 classmates. Also, Kid is superexcited because his class is making heart-shaped pizzas for snack. Cannot beat that.